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Dear Blog,
So I’ve left you hanging since the housewarming, which I can admit was a party worthy of an American soap opera, it was that unbelievably dramatic.
Initially I didn’t write because it was Christmas and I was busy eating.
And then it was because I didn’t have a whole lot to report, and unlike Hermia, I don’t post every little thought that comes into my head! 
And then, well I guess I was feeling a little unloved…. *collective awwwwhhhhh*
I felt I was boring the poor people to peek into my blog diary. There were only a few comments (this did quite a lot of harm to my delicate ego) and even an accusation that everything was made up to get a book deal.
And so I contemplated abandoning my little blog.
Until a few loyal followers contacted me during the week to demand an entry. And sure, if even one person is interested in reading about my life, then it’s worth writing about!
So, I’m beginning to wonder if maybe I completely made up that mini conversation with Actual Christopher because NOTHING has changed in work! He’s just as obnoxious as ever….even if he’d increased his attitude I’d think he was doing it to overcompensate for his moment of weakness! But no change. The Monday after the party our conversation went like this:
*Actual Christopher ignores Charlotte for the first six hours of the day, with the exception of rolling his eyes whenever he overheard her saying something*
*Cue Charlotte and Jenny chatting in the lunchroom. Actual Christopher is reading the New York Times like a big spaz in the corner*
Charlotte: Does it count as drinking coffee when I have half the cup filled with milk and three sugars in there?
Jenny: Hey, whatever makes you happy!
Actual Christopher: And fat.
Charlotte: Excuse me?
Actual Christopher: That much sugar has to go somewhere!
*Exit Christopher*
True story.
On the other hand, Hot Boy Next Door has been plaguing me with calls and texts, which is making him decidely less Hot.
Olivia thought I should give him a chance though.
So did Tim.
I did not.
So Tim stole my phone, while he and Olivia sat on me, and he told Hot Boy Next Door that I would attend his gig next Thursday. And go for drinks after.
So I have a date *sigh*
I wonder what I should wear….dressy? casual? dressy casual?
Don’t abandon your blog!!
I love reading Charlotte’s adventures
xxx
I like reading too! Nice to see you back here.
In my defence, I kind of meant it as a compliment – like your blog was so compelling, I wondered if you were secretly a published author! (I thought the same about Belle de Jour for a while, although obviously I’m not now calling you a whore.) Honestly I think your blog is great and have been anxiously awaiting updates myself.
Also can’t believe Actual Christopher said that. Men are such idiots. It’s like he’s pinging your bra strap in the yard, y’know.
(Dressy-casual; floral dress, dark tights, cardigan, red lip, is how I would go. Gig is cool, you want to look cool enough but not too cool.)
Sorry if I insulted you, I honestly meant it like, “wow, that is all so enthralling, are you a real person?!” obviously because my life is not that interesting. . . ahem.
please, please, please don’t give up your blog! i’ve been wondering when you’d post again!
Yay! I look forward to your updates too
YESYESYES! I AM SO HAPPY. I check this every. single. day. Please keep us updated, please.
This is so fascinating, actually. No sarcasm ever. & If I accidentaly made you think that I thought you were making this up for a book deal I am SO. SORRY. I absolutely loveee your blog & that is NOT what I meant at ALL. Love love love, please please puhleasseee keep writing about your life!
Im sorry if it seems rude that my first comment is this but I’ve been reading your blog for a long time and always thought that this was just fiction from Hermia. I’ve never had reason to believe otherwise except for your own asseration above. Just out of curiosity why then do you both use the same username?
Both Hermias bio post and your first post say that “both of you” are former DCU journalism students working in PR. “If” you are then different people you clearly know each other but I’ve never seen either of you comment on each others blogs aside from trying to drive traffic from one to the other. Afterall I’m sure Hermias absence at your house-warming was sorely missed, if just for the advice that she and her live-in boyfriend could have given you with regards to Christopher.
Either way I think you need to clear up the matter for your loyal readers. Why not just a photo of you, Hermia and her boyfriend together. At least there would be no confusion for all involved.
I’m fairly sure that this blog is fictional and that ‘Charlotte’ is like an alternative reality Hermia hence the similarities. Unless I’m wrong in which case ignore this post and look at THAT! *points*
Eh, I (Hermia) work in media monitoring, Charlotte’s the PR loser
And I was washing my hair the night of the housewarming…….
Oh that makes sense then:) This is just fiction about “Charlotte” told in a Sex and the City style! I just got confused since people give real advice and sympathy and act like this is really someones life in the comments.
Charlotte would prefer if I corrected my earlier assertion regarding the hairwashing, for fear that people think Charlotte has no friends.
I (Hermia not Charlotte) was actually at my work Christmas Party the night of Charlotte’s housewarming. By the time I was finished being tipsy there, the cops had busted the joint, and other such lingo.
Also, I can’t help but wonder why you guys keep pulling Charlotte apart? You’re entertained, right? So why must you continue to Spanish Inquisition her ass over whether she’s real or not?
Do you ever think that MAYBE she doesn’t post pictures or use her friends’ real names is because she writes such personal posts and doesn’t want it to upset, offend or hurt the people in her life.
She’s giving you her story, so be happy you’re a part of it. She doesn’t comment, she doesn’t post pictures, her blog has the same username as me …what’s the big deal? Mayber it’s because she’s more of a pen and paper kinda gal, while I’m the technological whizz kid (well I can use Word and Google, anyway!).
Just sit back and enjoy, Peeps!
GO HERMIA.
Everyone, hop off. Charotte rules.
*Charlotte.
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I LOVE reading your posts and stories about your life! They make me giggle and laugh (and I can’t believe Christopher said that :0 …) and they brighten up my day! To tell you the truth I check your blog almost everyday, just to see if you have updated! we <3 u Charlotte!